Dear New York Yankees,
Give it up. Both you and your fans. You are clearly out matched by a younger, faster, more powerful Texas Rangers team. I have had just about enough of seeing you in the playoffs. Half your team should retire and start managing in the minors! From top to bottom your team is full of doucebags. Let me start with A.J. Burnett.
Dear. A.J. Burnett...fuck you.
I was glad to see the Yankees walk the batter in front on Molina last night, only for Rock Star Burnett to serve up a juicy pitch that Molina ripped to left. Molina played for your team, you know he can hit home runs!!! It's almost as if the Yankees feel like they don't have to try, that for some unknown reason believe they just deserve to be in the playoffs and make it to the World Series year in, year out.
The Yankees are the center of the baseball universe and I think it's time that a new team emerge. There are plenty of great ball clubs, amazing ball parks and crazy ass fans outside of New York. What about Pittsburgh? PNC is a stellar ballpark in which all other ballparks should be envious of. The ball club, not so good, but they sell beer super cheep at this bar across the street!
Back to the Yankees....their slugger Mark Teixeira went down and is done for the season...so this I say to you Mr. Teixeira.
Dear Mark Teixeira....you look like your mother drank when she was pregnant with you...fuck off.
And a big New York F U to the Yankees!
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