A the Winner is....PK Subban

You'll notice a recurring theme of my blogs lately, but my dislike for PK Subban runs deeper than most oceans.  Thursday night, the Montreal Canadians and the Tampa Bay Lightning played one another and there was some controversy that surprisingly involved PK Subban.  Early in the game Subban and Lightnings captain Vincent Lecavalier were getting into it a bit in front of the net.  Cross checks were exchanged, some jostling ensued and I'm sure some friendly words, such as "PK how's your family?", "They're fine thank you Vinny.  How's your family?", you know f words.  As the play progressed Lecavalier broke away from Subban, to pursue the puck and attempt a wrap around, when he received a couple of vicious slashes from Subban.  The slashes resulted in Lecavalier losing the puck and scoring opportunity and in retaliation he gave Subban a whack to the hip area.  You would have thought that Subban had just been shot, it was like watching the eye witness video of the JFK assassination.  Subban dropped to the ice and began to roll around in pain as if his femur had been broken.  Lecavalier was assessed a 5 minute slashing major and game misconduct.  Subban, what did he get?  2 minutes for slashing and when his penalty was over he was back in the game.  He could have got an Academy Award for his performance.  This kid has been a problem since he started in the league.  It goes back to the the 2010 playoffs when he was called up during Montreal's run to the conference finals.  He was and is still a pest.  Not even a pest, he won't fight so I guess he can't be deemed a pest.  He has this arrogance to him that is undeserved and is only fueled by the rioting, protesting, anti anyone else in the league hockey fans in Montreal.  In this season alone Subban has made many an enemy this season, being called out on different occasions by veteran players.  He has also been a healthy scratch many games this season because of his play and I don't mean because he is poor offensively or defensively, but because he is a PUNK!  He plays the game with no accord of anyone else on the ice.  He gets in a guys face and will stir the pot, but when the pot boils he will just skate away.  This kid is built like a brick shit house but he won't fight.  He has 3 fighting majors in his career, one of which was against Clarke MaCarthur where Subban sucker punched MaCarthur, so that wasn't much of a fight, because Subban threw a blind punch like a coward.  Subban is a stain on the NHL who over the last couple of years have been defending the game because of incidences of head shots and unsportsmanlike play.  Subban needs to grow up and realize that he is lucky to be playing in the greatest league in sport and that every kid in this nation would love to be in his shoes.  Check on the link below, it has the entire events of Subban vs. Lecavalier.   

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZyZ1aIsqcI&feature=related


Dear PK Subban,
   You are a EXPLICIT WORD HERE!!!.  I don't like you and if you were ever traded to my team I would have to find a new team to like, because you are intolerable.  You are a big kid who could easily hold your own in a NHL fight, but you choose not to.  I play hockey in an adult safe hockey league and I've been in more fights in my two years in that league than you have you punk.  If you are going to talk the talk, walk the walk and if that means a black eye once and a while then maybe that would be good for you.  I'd like to be the one who gives you that black eye you, EXPLICIT WORD HERE!!!!

*Disclaimer*  EXPLICIT WORD HERE does not indicate a racial slur as some of you may assume based on my last blog, in which that comment of PK Subban was misinterpreted as a racial remark, which it was not intended to be.

Get a Life Montreal!

Since yesterday when reports surfaced that the Montreal Police will be investigating the body check that Zdeno Chara administered to Max Pacioretty in Tuesday nights match up I have just been fuming!  Even more so today in the wake of the unfortunate incidents in Japan.  For once Montreal, let's think of someone other than yourselves.  I want to start my rant with saying I am okay with this hit.  It is a hockey play that as Gary Bettman said this hit "was part of the game" or as Vancouver Canucks assistant coach said "this play would have happened 10 years ago".  The fact that it was a hockey play and that the stanchion is in play makes this hit less sever than perhaps a Matt Cooke on Marc Savard or even the Erskin hit on Crosby in the winter classic.  Hockey is a fast pace game and a play of this nature is bound to occur once and a while.  The end result is unfortunate and it's never easy to see a player get hurt, especially with a broken neck, but my dark side finds it easier to accept because he plays for Montreal.  Since the hit occurred Montreal residence have been up in arms, just furious, feeling like Chara had committed murder!  They have inundated the NHL head offices with letters and phone calls demanding action, the only thing they haven't done is called in the army.  If this hit had been delivered by a Montreal Canadian, most likely P.K. Subban, on a player from the Bruins lets say Patrice Bergeron, it would have been the best hit in the history of the game and a new Quebec holiday would be implemented and statues all over the city would be erected.  No one likes to see their player get hurt, but hockey is hockey.  It's physical, fast paced and injuries of all nature will happen, some worse than others.  The reaction of the fans it a bit much though.  In 1993 we got robbed of a trip to the Stanley Cup Final when Wayne Gretzky slashed Doug Gilmore in game six of the conference final and instead of being penalized went on to score the goal that tied the game and Los Angeles eventually went on to win the game and the series.  Were Toronto fans pissed, sure we were, but did we inundate the NHL offices with phone calls and letters, NO!  We sucked it up and moved on with life.  Montreal you should do that same!  Chara isn't being suspended or fined, so get over it!  And I don't even want to get into the debate about who is a bigger hockey market, because Toronto is going to win that battle 9 out of 10 times.  Plus that isn't what this is about.  This is about the mentality that the universe revolves around all that is Montreal and the fact that they can't admit that the Chara hit was a hockey play.  Reaction around the NHL has been mixed but for the most part despite the unfortunate result of the hit, players and managers, coaches and owners can recognize that it is a hockey play, resulting from two players in a fast pace game trying to gain puck possession.  I'm not hear to defend Chara, even though as I have said I don't see the play as "dirty", my beef is with the fans of the Montreal Canadians.  There have been facebook groups started, demonstrations planned for next Tuesdays game and reports of fans calling 911 asking for Chara to be arrested.  Then we have the possible criminal investigation, which is a whole other can of worms.  The police have no business involving themselves in a professional environment.  These players go into every game with the knowledge that they are risk of injury and when something happens and an injury occurs it's part of their job.  The hit had it been two inches to the right may not have caused any injury!  The hit resulted in a job related injury, don't call the cops, call workman's comp Pacioretty!  But you won't have to do that because you make millions of dollars.  The fact that Montreal fans are going to have a demonstration or "rally" during the next home game to send a message to the NHL, well who is that really going to effect?  Will it effect the team?  Will it effect fans trying to watch the game live?  Will it ultimately effect the game itself?  Perhaps, before you think about your demonstration you should think about a small child, who this is going to be his or her first NHL game.  Going to watch their hero's the Montreal Canadians for the first time ever.  All day the excitement builds, they can't wait to see their favorite player hit the ice...or a stanchion (BOOM!).  But all that is ruined because the fans around them have large banners with harsh words for the NHL, or because fans around them are so enraged that they are continuously on their feet starting chants and  blocking this young fans view.  Then it happens.  Someone will get annoyed and one fight will begin, then another and next thing you know, riot!  It'll move from the arena into the streets and then really what good have you done?  This whole event has already effect the team, they lost last night to the St. Louis Blues 4 - 1, and in the midst of a playoff race I think the team needs to put this whole situation behind them and focus on hockey, but that is just for my logical stand point.  I honestly hope that they implode and miss the playoffs, that would be a happy ending to this story...for me. 

Dear Montreal Fans,

    You've had a hockey team since 1909.  This isn't the first, nor will it be the last time you encounter a controversial play and it won't be the last.  But pull your heads out of your asses and realized that hockey happens.  Players get hurt.  Injuries happen.  Stop your bitching and moaning and accept the decisions laid before you.  You are acting like murder has been committed, but the verdict that the NHL handed down was one of fairness and careful consideration.  Suck it up you babies!

  Va sucer un oeuf vous grenouilles sale!!!! 

Dear P.K. Subban,
   I do not like you and I now refer to having to take a dump as saying "I have to take a P.K." and it has nothing to do with your skin colour as much as it is that I think you're a piece of s....     

Expectations, Why Have Them, They Only Get Crushed

The Major League Baseball season is upon us and already on most major sports websites, talk shows and blogs there is talk about this up coming season and what to expect from each team.  This happens every year at the beginning of every sports season.  Who's going to be the best, who will be status qou, who will rise from the basement and make a run for the playoffs.  And every year us die hard fans we fall for it, we raise our expectations, start to believe "we have a chance this year."  But it's all for not, well for Toronto fans anyways.  There is a motto I have coined a phrase for Toronto Sports fans; There's Always Next Year.  At seasons end no matter what, we always seem to have to wait until next year.  What has miffed me to such a degree that I am ranting you ask?  This article on TSN's website  http://www.tsn.ca/mlb/story/?id=356987.  This article (if you choose not to read it), basically talks about what the Jays need to make the MLB postseason.  The article is well written and makes some very valid points, points that again would make a fan of the Jays start to really think; "we have a chance."  The very big detail that this article seems to miss is that fact that the Jays have a limited pitching staff in terms of big league experience or success.  Another thing this article doesn't take into account is that we are now missing 31 home runs from Vernon Wells and who knows if Jose Bautista will crush another 54 home runs!  I know that sports writers, bloggers and talk shows need material to talk, write and discuss, but I'm just saying why can't they be more realistic.  Now the article I reference is from a Canadian media outlet, based in Toronto, so of course they are trying to show fans the optimistic view from the top and I'm sure larger media outlets such as ESPN or the Baseball News won't be so kind when predictions are made in the next couple of weeks, but that's not the point.  I would say that it's likely that only a small percentage of Toronto sports fans would look at what ESPN or the Baseball News is saying, because again, articles such as the one on TSN give us such hope that we choose to ignore reality.  I'm not trying to be pessimistic, I am simply being a realist.  I love my hometown teams, but I also know what expectations should really be.  Do I hope I am wrong and that the Jays win 100 games and make the playoffs, sure I do!  But it's not going to happen.  The positives that come out of a season like last year, or even the previous 2 or 3 is that we are making progress.  We are winning 80 plus games a year, being competitive and the future looks bright, but to put such pressure on a young team in a city that doesn't really support them except for Opening Night or when Boston or New York comes to town.  You want my prediction, Jays will finish 4th in the East behind New York (3), Boston (2), Tampa Bay (1) and only 2 or 3 games ahead of the new look Orioles and in the Wild Card, we won't even be on the board at the end of the year when it shows the top 5 teams in the hunt.  Sorry my beloved Jays, I hope you prove me wrong, but realism is the way to go, I'm not blowing smoke up any ones ass, because where there is smoke there is fire and the Jays don't need any other help to burn themselves.


Dear Toronto Media,
    Just tell it like it is.  We only have so many sports channels to watch, so if you rag on our favorite team we don't really have a whole lot of other options to watch, so stop kissing ass and give us the raw truth.

Dear American Media,
    Do us a favor, don't even mention the Jays in your preview shows, just tell your viewers/listeners that the MLB reduced the American League East by one team, I don't really think anyone in America knows we exist.
   

Work Stoppages Hurt No One...Except the Fans!

Here I am about to blow off some steam about the impending NFL work stoppage and I've been on a work stoppage of my own!  This is my first rant in over a month and I apologize for that.  Life gets busy and believe me I could rant about a few things in life, but that's not what this blog is about, it's about SPORTS!!!
   Tonight as 11:59 p.m. the NFL's Collective Bargaining Agreement runs out between the league, owners and players.  There has been a lot of mud slinging all season in regards to this pending situation and as the weeks have run down it seems that neither side wants to rectify the situation before it becomes a work stoppage!  Earlier this week the talks to prevent a lockout went to mediation, but that doesn't necessarily mean it will resolve anything.  Not since 2004-05 has there been a sports related lockout and that was the NHL which cost the league the entire season.  No games, no all star game, no playoffs, no champion.  Prior to that there was a scare with the NBA in 1998-99, but they were able to resolve the that labor dispute before it lead to any games lost.  Now as the 2010-11 season closes in the NBA there is fears of a work stoppage pending as owners are sick of these new long term, high pay contracts being handed out by big market teams.  Then we all remember the MLB lockout that cost the league to miss the 1994-95 playoffs and no World Series Champion.  I have a personal connection with that lockout as most Canadians do, as that year the Montreal Expos and Toronto Blue Jays were poised to meet in the World Series and in directly that lockout was the beginning of the end of baseball in Montreal.  At the time of the lockout in 1994-95 the Blue Jays and Expos lead there respective divisions and were clear favorites to make runs to the World Series.
  What really gets me is that fact that these multi-million dollar sports leagues allow these situations to lead to lockouts.  These are businesses and I understand that, but there is more to these businesses than the owners and players, there are the FANS!!!  The fans make these leagues and these players their money.  We are the ones that sit in the stands when our team is just awful, we are the ones who by the merchandise and pay for over priced beer and food at the stadiums or arenas.  These owners become blinded by the dollar signs in their eyes and the players just get greedier and greedier with absurd contracts and endorsements deals.  For example and this is just a recent example, Cam Newton, highly touted prospect coming eligible for the NFL draft (if one happens), just signed a multi-million dollar deal with Under Armour, so you can't tell me he's too concerned about the NFL season. 
     I can't even imagine what is being discussed in these meetings to try and rectify the unrest and to reestablish a CBA, not only will these teams loose millions of dollars with empty stadiums all year, but we all know about the t.v. contracts that the NFL garners.  Just the t.v. revenue alone would be astronomical!  Can't fathom allowing the season to be scrapped, why not just take a hundred million dollars and flush it down the toilet and that's probably only a small percentage of what a lockout would cost!
       Work stoppages only affect one person and often times that person is over looked, even though that person is the most important person to any professional sports league, that person...you, the fan.

Dear NFL, Owners and Players,
    Do something about this!  Get off your soap boxes and give your fans a season.  You've had three straight years of amazing Super Bowls, do you really want to miss out on the because you lockout the players!
     Owners, stop being so greedy.  You have millions of dollars already, last time I looked at my bank account I'm pretty sure it would allow for me to purchase an NFL team, but what do you care, any loses you'll just write off next tax season, you doucebags!
  Players...whatever, you all have so much money you'll probably spend your time buy stupid fancy cars, raping women and going to NYC night clubs and shooting yourselves or some other felony incident.  TMZ will be all over because the Kardashian's will be rotating from NFL'er to NFL'er with all their free time!
     I would give anything to play in a professional sports league, it would be an honor and I would play for below league minimums, it would just be the thrill of playing in front of thousands of people every night and knowing that somewhere, I'm giving a fan, old or young a thrill when my team scores the winning goal, hits a home run, or runs back a kick return for a touchdown.  Re-asses your priorities...all of you.
  Notice I didn't mention the NBA in my sentimental moment...I hate the fuck'n NBA!

An All Star Game Should be a Show, Not a Joke

So over the weekend sports fans were forced to endure two just simply awful all star games.  Let's start with the NHL All Star game.  First and foremost it was held in Raleigh, North Carolina, so that is problem number one, no hockey culture there are all!  Screw you Eric Staal.  But seriously, I was only able to watch this game in 5 - 10 minute segments as I found the PGA's Farmer's Insurance Open more exciting.  The players were not skating, no one was taking any liberties trying to make a fancy move or try to undress the goalies.  At least three times I saw odd man rushes, one of which included a 3 on 0!  They passed, passed again, passed again, oh then another pass and at the last second Kopitar shot the puck and Carey Price let in the goal like the vegetable strainer he is...YOU SUCK PRICE!  What this game was missing was any intensity, player desire to showcase their skills.  No one was rushing back down ice to stop these odd man rushes, so set up something pretty, make a fancy move, flip the puck in the air and try to bat it our of mid air and score, DO SOMETHING!  People in Raleigh probably had to remortgage their homes in order to be able to afford to go to this game and all they got was half ass'd defense, less than stellar goal tending and "superstars", who were less than super.  I understand that most of these guys have never played together and that no one wants to over do anything and risk injury, but what the NHL put on the ice on Sunday afternoon was nothing more than pick up hockey.  Eric Staal was out taking shifts that lasted anywhere from 3 - 4 minutes, which after about 2 of those minutes he was just waving his stick around and making funny noises, in all likelihood because he was mic'd up for HNIC.  I would have like to have seen some more "razzel dazzel" and creative puck movement, perhaps a face wash or two, even some over exaggerated goal celebrations.  This is a showcase for the fans, put on a show.  I caught about 10 minutes of the AHL all star game last night, and in that 10 minutes I saw some physical play, a guy went hard to the net as the goalie went to smother the puck and poked it into the net and best of all I saw a guy flip the puck (from behind the net) over top to a guy who was in front of the net, who then tried to bat the puck out of the air and into the net.  The play failed but at least they tried, which is more than can be said about the NHL all stars.  You are voted in by the fans because you are exciting, talented players and then you go out and basically throw shit in the faces of the fans like dirty zoo monkeys.  The NHL needs to reevaluate the all star game and it's purpose.  You'd see more action and creative hockey in any team practice then you saw in all of the game Sunday.  Perhaps the NHL needs to adopt a system similar to Major League Baseball, where the winner of the mid summer classic gets home field advantage during the World Series.  We all know that in the NHL just because you finish 1st in the conference doesn't mean you will find your self in the Stanley Cup final.  In recent years the team to finish in the 6th  threw 8th  spots in the conference have made it to the Stanley Cup final.  So perhaps by making the game worth something such as home ice advantage in the final round you would get a more intense, hockey like game and not just a bunch of over paid monkeys skating around like a bunch of beer leaguers.  NHL all stars always say that it's an honor to play in the All Star game, they sure as hell didn't act like it the other night.
As for the NFL pro bowl, well it has always notoriously sucked donkey ass, so I don't have a lot to say about it.  At least it was high scoring and the players were trying to compete.  When they tried a risky play it was to entertain the fans, it led to a lot of turn overs, but at least they tried!  Still wasn't much of a game, but they tried.

Dear NHL,
   You tried the fantasy draft format, you made NHL players look like fools as they waited to be picked, until it was down to two guys, how small do you think they felt?  Give up that format and go back to East vs. West and make this game about home ice advantage.  Maybe then the players will actually play and fans can enjoy the game, like a real hockey game.  Perhaps a score of 3 - 2 or 5 - 4 not 11 - 10.  You feel you need to compete with other major sports in America to get ratings, well perhaps if you didn't hold your All Star game in Raleigh, North Carolina and in a market where hockey belongs you'd get better ratings.  Hockey doesn't belong in Carolina, Florida, Dallas, Los Angeles or San Jose, those place need football, basketball and monster truck, but that is whole other blog...you suck Gary Bettman and your wife's fat!

Super Bowl = Super Hungover

For as long as there has been Super Bowls (at least in my 28 years on this earth) the Super Bowl has been played on a Sunday, the traditional day of football, the end of the week (or beginning of a new depending how you look at it), but why for the Grand Daddy of them all would you make it a Sunday???!!!  All across North America there will be Super Bowl parties galore.  Bars stools will have big fat American's asses firmly planted in them from 11 a.m. until close and I'm sure there are some establishments that will open a little early so that any patrons who wish to partake in pregame banter and watch the know it all's talk about each teams journey to this point.  What I don't understand though is why is HAS to be Sunday?  This is a one day, winner take all show, so why does the day have to be Sunday?  People want to drink and enjoy themselves and they do!  The fact that the biggest sporting event of the year is on a Sunday, when most of the world has to get up and work the next day, doesn't seem to stop people from fully involving themselves in the festivities.  On average 6% of people (American Statistic Only) call in sick on the Monday following the Super Bowl.  That's over 18,000 people, approximately 350 per state!  Some states in American would shut down with that many people home sick for the day!  Other sports do not limit their grand prize being handed out to just one day, granted not all sports are a one game winner take all; most are your traditional 7 games series.  TV contracts and other things come into the equation as well and in a 7 game series you never know how many games it might go or when the prize will be won.  This past summer the World Cup was played and the final match was on a Sunday.  Why??!!  Why must the sporting world do this to the public.  All we want to do is enjoy watching our favorite sports team, or sport, enjoy the company we are in, maybe a few cocktails and not have to worry about going to work the next day!  If you are reading this and you say "Well Angry Sports Fan, how about you just not drink?"  Then I say to you, don't be ridiculous you killjoy!  Learn to have some fun, enjoy life, get tanked during the Super Bowl!  I'm not suggesting much, I'm just simply saying why not make the Super Bowl on a Thursday (as 7.5% of people call in sick on a Friday anyways, even when they are not sick) or even better a Friday or a Saturday.  I can understand viewership overall for tv drops significantly on a Friday or Saturday, but it's the FREAK'N Super Bowl!!!!  I am pretty sure you could host the Super Bowl in Alaska at 3 a.m. and it would still sell out, the ratings would still be astronomical and you'd still get the Black Eye'd Peas to play the half time show, but that's another Angry Rant...stupid Black Eye'd Peas.

  Dear NFL,
    Consider my argument I have made above.  Traditions are made to be broken or adjusted.  Throw this one in the trash like the Patriots threw their Super Bowl hopes in the trash.  People love the Super Bowl, but I know that every year there are thousands of people standing around the water cooler saying "I really wish the game was on Saturday, I'm going to be sooooo hung over on Monday.", while others will just simply say "I'm not coming to work on Monday, I'll be tooooo hung over."  If you listen to me and move the game I guarantee you will still get the same ratings, make the same in revenue (if not more) and the economy will benefit with the reduced number of employees sick on the Monday following.  This isn't just a blog NFL, this is a revolution, I'm helping to stimulate the economy and keep America Productive.  Suck it Barack!

Consistency Is What You Make It

For a couple of years now the NHL has been all about protecting players and trying to remove hits to the head from the game which is a worthy endeavor as it's a dangerous aspect of the game.  They have increased fines, suspensions and Colin Campbell spends more time in player meetings that he does at home it would seem.  I do not have any dispute with the NHL cracking down on head shots, it's dangerous and can cause serious harm, but what I do have an issue with is the inconsistency of the NHL's punishments from incident to incident.  This week Mike Brown of the Toronto Maple Leafs was suspended three games for his hit on Ed Jovanovski in a game in Phoenix.  There was contact to the head, but the contact was not intentional, as Brown was following through on a hit and Jovanovski put himself in a vulnerable position.  These are situations that I can understand must be difficult for the NHL to asses, as it's a fast game and from watching the game live and seeing highlights, if Jovanovski had not have reached for the puck (bent over) as he did, there would have been no contact to the head, just a standard shoulder to shoulder check; there was no penalty on the play  You review this suspension and then you look at recent incidents in the NHL that have lead to injuries that have gone without any NHL involvement, be it suspension or fines.  Most recently you look at the Winter Classic, the great idea of the NHL, where Sidney Crosby was blindsided without the puck and the play up ice, which has now lead to a concussion and Crosby to miss the last 5 games.  There was no penalty on the play and no suspension or fine.  I guess the NHL didn't want to draw negative attention to their spectacular idea.  Another example would be last year when Marc Savard was hit by Matt Cooke which put Savard out from the middle of last season until this past November, again, no penalty or suspension.  A week ago Friday, Ben Eager of the Atlanta Thrashers sucker punched Colby Armstrong of the Toronto Maple Leafs, not a clean play, but he was given six games!!! Six!!!  The NHL is handing out suspensions and fines like a blind referee.  It's often been a theory from minor hockey to professional that when a blatant call is missed during a game, that at some point after that in the game a really bad call will be made to put the referee's mind at ease that he has even up the game.  It appears that Colin Campbell and his disciplinary committee do the same when it comes to handing down fines or suspensions.  He misses one such as the Crosby hit so he feels he needs to come down hard on a play like Ben Eager, or Mike Brown when they certainly don't warrant such punishment.  If the NHL wants to keep head shots out of the game, which in my opinion you'll never fully get rid of them, the game is too fast, players react at the last seconds putting themselves in harms way *Cough Jovanovski Cough*, then you have to take the first steps and have a more consistent manner of punishments.  I understand there are reoccurring offenders and punishments are harsher for them as they would be for a first time offender, but be more consistent.  Swallow your pride and call a guy down for a meeting at Principal Campbell's Office even if it's a week after the hit.  Take your time review the play, determine if it needs a suspension.  The NHL is reacting to rash with some of these decisions and it's creating a credibility issue in the eyes of the public and I'm sure in the eyes of teams, management and players.

Dear Colin Campbell,
    How about you spend less time being a hockey dad and protecting your baby boy (who is a pro hockey player and should be subject to discipline as well) and focus on your job and doing it right.  You are an advocate for cleaning up head shots and being diligent in player accountability, but when you let the best player in the league take a cheap shot and you don't hold the player who hit him accountable, you are just continuing your inconsistent ways.  Use some common sense you tit mouse! 

Sports Casters, More like Sports Assholes

On the heels of the disappointing loss in the Gold Medal game of the IIHF U20 World Hockey Championship, Canadians all across the country were left dejected and with an empty feeling, just not quite able to explain what we had all just witnessed. We then awoke to newspaper articles, highlights and still images of those young men after the final horn had sounded. This game was difficult to watch as the outcome unfolded, but what I found harder to accept was the criticism and out right assault sportscasters and sports writers in this country unleashed on these young men. These are just kids, young men going into an international tournament to represent their country, which only a few understand that pressure. These are not professional players, they are the most talented this country has to offer in junior hockey. These boys play because they love the game and they all have just one dream, represent their country and make the NHL. I hope that they all avoided reading newspapers or watching highlights because if they weren't crushed by the loss, some of the harsh things that were said certainly would have broken their spirits , what spirits they have left. Mike Babcock, coach of our Canadian men's Olympic Gold medalists said it best, that this country should be proud of what those young men did. They are just that, young, mistakes will be made. If people want a place to place blame, look no further than TSN's James Duthie, he jinxed the Canadians. Just before the camera panned away from him to end the 2nd intermission he made the snide comment "The Russians came back from against Finland, down 3-1 and against Sweden when down 2-0, can they do it again, well Canada isn't Finland or Sweden.". This comment may not seem like much, but like similar comments made many times before it came back to loom large at the end of the third. Talk to any athlete or sports fan and we're are very superstitious and a comment like that just put a jinx over the heads of our juniors. It's like a commentator stating during the 7th game of the world series, two out and winning run at bat, "all he has to do is hit a home run and his team wins the world series!!!". Thanks asshole I know how the game works, next thing you know "bam!!!" home run. Or when sports casters keep count of home many outs until a no hitter. I understand that dialogue is a must during televised sportscasts, but sometimes sports casters need to just shut the he'll up!! Part of the greatness of sport is that no game is over until it's over, until the fat lady has sung (speaking of Gary Bettman's wife), but it is just extra frustration when a guy who is painted up to look pretty for tv makes stupid comments like James Duthie did last night and then a result like last night follows. I understand that the game is played on the field or ice or court, but JINX, JINX, JINX!!!!


Dear James Duthie, just SHUT UP! You better hope you haven't caused a curse, that you have destined the Canadian juniors for silver finishes for years to come, or I will single handedly insure that it's known as the Dirty Duthie curse....worse than any sports curse you pretty boy douche!

Hockey on the Pond is Not for the NHL

Lacing up the skates and taking to the old pond was and is still good for amateur, no professional hockey.  There is nothing like a sunny winter day at the cottage or the community outdoor rink where you can enjoy some pick up hockey with friends, but it's not something that works for the NHL.  The atmosphere works, the idea of playing these outdoor games work, having crowds of 25, 50, or 75 thousand fans out to enjoy some old fashion hockey.  All the festivities and grandeur that go along with these events is all great for the sport, but that fact that this is an actual game, with actual points on the line blows my mind.  This years game between the Pittsburgh Penguins and the Washington Capitals was close and by all accounts a good game, but the original start time was 2 p.m., pushed back to 8 p.m. because of rain and too mild temperatures (organizers hoped by moving it to the later time it would cool down and give a better consistency to the ice).  For a regular season game that has meaning to it, two points, which could mean making or missing the playoffs, winning a division, or gaining home ice advantage for the playoffs, it make no sense to me why you would put that in the hands of unpredictable conditions is beyond me.  I am not saying that you should do away with the Winter Classic (or Canada's version Heritage Classic - because Gary "I hate Canada" Betman won't give us our own Winter Classic), I'm just saying that it should be something that is part of the All Star break or even the All Star game itself.  Granted this isn't a possibility in all climates where the NHL finds it's home, but it's a better option than awarding points.  I understand that any given night, one team is going to win and one is going to lose, but when it's not a level playing field (or soggy ice surface) then it's just not fair, nor is it logical.  I like the idea and the atmosphere of these Winter Classics, but come on NHL, get your collective heads out of your giant asses and make this an exhibition game and not something that could make or break a teams season.

  Dear NHL,
      It's a great idea and I know it makes you a shit tonne of cash, but don't make this a "real" game.
 
  Dear Gary Betman,
      You're a rat!  I don't like you!!!  You are worse than a politician when you are asked for a straight answer!  Bring hockey back to CANADA where we will make more money than any club in the US and give us our own Winter Classic, image a Maple Leafs vs. Canadians outdoors in either Montreal or Toronto...CASH COW!!!  Speaking of your wife...BAZING Gary BAZING!  

Lego My Eggo

By now whether you follow sports or not you've probably heard of the Toronto Maple Leafs fan who got busted for throwing waffles on the ice. Before I get into my rant I just want to make it clear that I do not agree with this fans method of expressing his frustration. This rant isn't going to be so much about what this fan did, as much as it's a tirade on MLSE!!!
Coles notes of what happened for those who may not know...basically a couple of weeks ago at the end of a Toronto Maple Leafs game versus the Philadelphia Flyers a fan threw a waffle onto the ice as the Leafs exited the ice. Then just last week in a 6-3 loss to the Atlanta Thrashers a fan threw waffles on the ice during play.
For his efforts this fan has been banned from the Air Canada Centre, BMO Field, the Richo Coliseum and all other MLSE affiliates for life. What really bothers me about this is that this was a victimless crime. No one was hurt in the throwing of these waffles and really it is just entertaining for other fans to see this new trend continued. So for throwing a couple soft, weightless pieces of debris on the ice this guy can no longer enjoy his favorite team live. Would the mental giants at MLSE prefer we throw beer, perhaps popcorn, maybe our jerseys? When you put a product on the ice night after night that doesn't meet or even come close to reaching expectations people are going to be frustrated. In the last few home games the Leafs have had some stiff competition playing teams ahead of them in the standings but they have also blown a lead in the last minute, only to lose in overtime, have been blown out by one of the worst teams in the NHL and have shown night in and night out they have no interest in competing. All of these events leads to fan frustration and there are many means of venting this frustration, but sometimes you can't stop a boiling pot from overflowing.
This act of this extreme punishment given to this fan is just another example of MLSE's flexing their muscle at anyone who tries to throw an egg on the face of any of their affiliates. Whether it's a calculated answer from a coach or banning a fan from future visits, the MLSE will do everything in their power to not be defeated, similar to the Evil Empire in the Star Wars movies. Lately I think a lot of Toronto sports fans look at the MLSE that way; an evil empire. They want to silence any form of criticism or negative attention. In this season of The Holiday Spirit of giving, MLSE is giving life time bans and receiving millions of dollars from the fans of Toronto teams who over the last 7 years have watched a less than favorable results come seasons ends with zero playoff appearances for both the Toronto Maple Leafs and Toronto FC.


Dear Fan,
Good on you for what you did and I am truly sorry you've been banned for life. Next time someone should throw a flaming bag of shit on the ice, that'll get the point across! You put shit on the ice, so will we!

Dear MLSE,
Much darkness I see in you? Fear is the path to the dark side....and continue to treat fans this way and guess what...you won't have any left!

Rock 'Em, Stick a Sock in 'Em

My feet are still pretty wet when it comes to this whole world of blogging and I openly admit I do not have a lot of followers, but one of my friends and diligent followers of the blog has made a request.  He has asked my opinion on Don Cherry, one of Canada's National "Treasures".  I am going to give my opinion and thoughts to this topic and at the end of my rant, I will have attached a link to the Montreal Gazette which was very well written and almost made me consider not writing this blog because the composer of said article and I share very common opinions.  I highly recommend after reading my blog you read this article.

   Don Cherry....for years this man has been a thorn in my side.  There is nothing more I love to do on a Saturday than watch my boys in Blue take to the ice, but then I am subjected in the 1st period to listen to this grumpy old man rant about why he thinks the sky is blue.  When I first read that Don Cherry would be part of the inauguration of Toronto's newest mistake (thank you very much residents of suburban Metro Toronto, you freak'n morons!!!) Rob Ford aka "Chris Farley" (this is opinion 1 I share with the Gazette), I could not believe that a ceremony of this magnitude would involve such a circus act.  I am not here to talk about how much I dislike Rob Ford and how he is going to destroy a great city, but I am here to talk about how Don Cherry should keep his hideous fashion sense and 1950's opinions out of politics.  Here is a man who many people do enjoy watching, because they either respect his opinion or just like to get a laugh, but over the years it's just gotten worse and worse.  He uses his 7 minutes or so to force his opinion on those watching the CBC Hockey Night in Canada Broadcast.  Whether it is a hockey related matter where he is calling out European players for being "sissy's" or going on about politics; which includes his opinions on the Operation in Iran, Afghanistan and surrounding countries.  Poor Ron Maclean sits there and has to listen to him and try to keep him on track, which often times leads to verbal abuse from Cherry directly to Maclean.  As he gets older, Don Cherry does not get wiser, he gets more and more aggressive and inappropriate.  His rants lead to media outcries and usually leaves someone or some group offended.  Yet week after week the CBC parades their circus act out there to yell and scream his thoughts so that people might think, "Hey, he's pretty animated about this, maybe I should think like Don...he makes a good point, all Europeans are "sissy's"."  Don Cherry is the last person that anyone in this country should base their thoughts or opinions on.  He spews verbal diarrhea weekly in hopes that he gets a reaction or that he can look at something such as a mayoral election win and think "I am the reason he won, because I'm Don Cherry Canada's National Treasure."  What Don Cherry needs to realize is that the people who surround him merely agree in hopes that he shuts up!  What I am about to say next may offend people and it's not intended to, but it's how I feel.  On a very regular basis Cherry talks about the "war" and goes on about those participating in the war.  I know that the soldiers have a lot of support in Canada and I support them as well, as much as I disagree with Canada's participation, BUT this is the last thing people want to see or hear about during a hockey game!!!!  Most evenings on the news, most days in the paper we are reminded of the terrible things going on as part of this "war" and the live too soon lost because of it, BUT again, this is the last thing someone wants to see during a hockey game!!!  This is just another example of Cherry pushing his beliefs and opinions down the throats of Canadians.  If Cherry was sitting on his perch telling people to go to church or believe in the God he believes in they wouldn't stand for it.  For some people politics are as big as religion, so I ask; CBC why are you not doing anything???

Dear CBC,
   DO SOMETHING FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!!  Don Cherry is an angry, bitter, racist and opinionated old man who needs to be silenced.  I have never met the man, but I don't imagine he'd be easy to get along with if I did.

Dear Don Cherry,
   Just go away.  When you die, despite a lot of peoples desires you will be celebrated as a Canadian Hero.  Can't you just wait until you die to get undeserved respect??? 

Don Cherry is nothing but a phoney

www.montrealgazette.com

 

   Again, read this article...better written then mine, but he get's paid for it!

Sal Alosi, Shame on You!

Sal Alosi,
   I bet before Sunday afternoon, unless you are a die hard Jets fan, you had no clue who this guy was.  Now the whole sporting community knows who he is, but for all the wrong reasons.  Sal Alosi is the strength and conditioning coach for the New York Jets of the NFL.  On Sunday, during the Miami Dolphins, New York Jets game Alosi took it upon himself to trip a member of the Miami Dolphins as he ran down the sidelines during a kick return.   This is the video here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgYXBpIYnvU.  When you see it live action it looks as though the Dolphins player just trips, but watching it again and again in slow motion I think to myself, "What the hell is this guy thinking?"  Obviously he wasn't, because it is clear in the video that this was premeditated, this wasn't something he decided to do at the last second.  You can clearly see in the video that he is in a forward stance that allowed him to just stick his knee out and trip the player.  This is just an act of complete stupidity.  There could be many reasons why he did it, the Jets were losing and had lost their last game and depending how they finish the season could miss the playoffs, frustration from all of this could have led to his decision, but I think it is just because he's an idiot!  This collision was knee on knee and the Dolphins player was running at full speed, Alosi is lucky there wasn't any injury to the player, because that would have spelled imminent trouble for Alosi.  As it is the Jets have suspended him for the remainder of the season, including playoffs as well as a $25,000 dollar fine.  The NFL plans to take no further action, which is understandable as Alosi is an employee of the Jets.  Following the game Alosi said in response to a question from the media about why he did what he did; "You're asking me to give you a logical explanation to an illogical act," he said. "I can't do that. I can't explain that."....yeah the media is going to ask you why you did it, it's what they do...be honest, say "Because I'm a god damn moron!!!".  There have been many incidents in all sports where coaches and players interact, even mascots get into it with opposing players from time to time, but nothing that I can remember like this.  This was an attack on a player without warning and really could be look at as a criminal act of abuse.  Alosi is fortunate that that Jets didn't out right release him of his duties with the team.  Perhaps Alosi should throw on some pads for the next game the Jets play and see how he likes being taken down, but in the way that a football player is supposed to be taken down and not blindsided.

Dear Sal Alosi,
    Shame on you, your mother is or would be disappointed in you (she could be dead for all I know...or maybe he never had a mother....) whoever you cherish the most is disappointed in you!!!  You are no better than Sean Avery who runs around delivering sucker punches to other players in the NHL.  You have a job that most people would love to have.  You got to go day in and day out, hang out with stars of the Jets and the entire NFL!!!  Then for one moment you decide you are going to trip a guy and why?  To get a laugh, out of frustration or just shear stupidity and now it's all gone, for this season at least.  As a sports fan, it would be a dream come true for me to work with or on a sports team in any facet and guys like you who take it for granted don't deserve your jobs.

Sports Movies Are Like Priest and Rabbi Jokes

......there hasn't been a new good one in years. Last night I was lucky enough to come across the Disney movie The Mighty Ducks. It was a staple in the '80's and early '90's (not the actual Mighty Ducks movies) but sports movies and good ones at that, before they started using animals as the saviors of sports teams. When you think of sports movies I'm sure we all have different ideas of great ones. I automatically think of Slapshot, The Longest Yard (the original not Adam Sandler's remake....all though I liked it too) or maybe the Mighty Ducks. If you are American you probably think of the Miracle on Ice or Mystery Alaska, but the Miracle on Ice is American Propaganda and Russell Crowe was in Mystery Alaska so it sucks for that reason. I just don't understand why out of all the great sports stories in history or all of the writers, directors and production companies why someone can't come up with a good sports movie. Perhaps everyone is too busy making movies about real life events like the end of the world or a clan of blue natives whom the army is at war with or Jack Dawson controlling your dreams. It's not that difficult to put together a sports movie, you just need to have an under dog, the hated rival and an inspirational story that ends with the movie fading to black with "We are the champions...." playing. So why no new sports movies? When did they lose their popularity or appeal? People still pay big money to watch live sport and some even pay hundreds a year in cable subscriptions to watch all kinds of sports everyday of the week. It seems to me as sports movies lost their steam it became about dancing movies or movies that used the same formula that a sports movie would use. Sports movies bring viewers to their feet, tears to their eyes and all in a different way than a Robert Pattenson or the final ending of Harry Potter. Over the years these great sports movies have made their respective production studios plenty of movie, Christ the Mighty Ducks created an NHL team! Sports movies of the early '90's gave fans of struggling francises hope. With the Major League movies came the end of years of losing for the Cleveland Indians who did make a World Series appearance in 1996. There was Little Big League and Rookie of the Year which took their teams from mediocrity to respectability. Don't get me wrong, I'm not attributing the sudden success of these teams to the fact that a movie was made about them, but it the movies provided hope.

Daer Hollywood,
Forget love stories or war movies, books turned into movies or disaster films. SPORTS!!! GO SPORTS GO!! Give me what I want! Sports and maybe Zombies....yeah a Zombie Sports Movie...it'll be just as good as Basketballs or even better!

Honorable Mention
- Happy Gilmore
- Blades of Glory (doesn't count as a sports movie because figure skating is an art, not a sport)
- Semi Pro

Winning Records vs. The Other Guys

So it's been talked about a lot so far this week, whether or not a team in the NFL who doesn't at least hold a .500 or better record at txhe end of the season should be allowed to make the playoffs, even if that team leads their respective division. Some have agreed with the idea that unless you have a winning record you do not belong in the playoffs. This is absolutely, the stupidest thought I have encountered. Teams play every season, in every sport to win as many games as possible. As Herman Edwards once said "you play to win the game!". The notion that a league can decide or set out rules that determine if a team can make the playoffs is ridiculous. Twice there have been teams who have been 9-7 and not only made the playoffs but gone to the Super Bowl. This season it appears that the NFC West will be won by a record of 7-9 (currently led by the St. Louis Rams). My belief is that whether you win 12 games or 6, if you are the best team in your division you have every right to be in the playoffs. You play those other teams in your division twice a season, so at the end if you are at the top you have obviously done something right.
This same problem has been occurring in the MLB for the past few years. No division is as strong as the other. To win the AL East you need to win at least 95 games, where as in other divisions teams are winning with records just over .500. To those fans in the cities where there teams are missing the playoffs with better records it is frustrating, but you can't take away that competitive advantage, it's just not sport.

Dear NFL,
Leave it be! No matter who makes the playoffs you are still going to make way too much money from tv deals and commercial profits, you should actually hope the Pittsburg Steelers make the playoffs because then you can make more money off of James Harrison.

So Much to Talk About, So Little Concentration

It's been over two weeks since my last post and for that I apologize. To be perfectly honest the sports world has be rather boring for these last few days, but I do have a few little small rants.

Dear Kevin Garnett, who are you to call Charlie Villanuva a cancer patient? You two have the same hairstyle? Not only is it offensive to him, but to a large number of the general population. Half the time you look like the Incrediable Hulk with your over exaggerated expressions. You should be careful, you're old you might pull something, give it up douche!

Dear NFL, good for you for not suspending Andre Johnson and that white kid he kicked the crap out of. Sometimes events likes this are good for your business and you need to look the other way with some of these things and with the war path Roger Goodell has been on this year it's good to see him lay off, perhaps he was afraid Johnson would whip his ass if a suspension was handed out.

Is Sidney Crosby a dirty player? I believe he showers so probably not and who is Brandon Dubinsky? No names should not call out world class players because it sheds light on how shitty you are!

Dear Dirtbags! Who steals a dead man's stuff? Pat Burns who recently passed away was laid to rest yesterday. During a reception following the mass his widows vehicle was broken into and personal items of pat's were stolen. Player signed jerseys, jewelery and Pat's wallet. This news disgusts me! Who would do such a thing? Some people are just so insensitive....anyone want to buy an autographed jersey?

Ron Gardenhire Manager of the Year or Just a Pitty Vote?

Last week Ron Gardenhire was named the American League Manager of the Year after being runner up the previous 5 years.  Some think this was a great and well deserved victory for Mr. Gardenhire, but I think it's complete horse crap!  Big deal you've led the Twins to the playoffs 3 of the last 5 seasons, but come on, the Twins play in the Central which has been competitive once in the last 5 years.  He also has not made it past the divisional playoff round in any of those 3 seasons.  Guiding the Twins to Central Division Titles is like walking to get the mail everyday.  It has to be done, someones has to do it, so you just do it.  I'd like to see Gardenhire lead his team to division titles in the East or West.  The Central Division in the Major Leagues is like the East and West Divisions "slow" cousin.  I won't take anything away from the fact that the Twins had one of the best records in the majors this year at 94 - 68, but they still did not make it past the divisional round.  They were in the top 10 of all batting statistics (which you almost need to be to make the post season), but again did not make it past the divisional round.  What I can't figure out is how Gardenhire has been on the ballot for the last 5 years with some of the dismal records the Twins have posted.  In my opinion the person who deserved the award was Ron Washington of the "where the hell did they come from" Texas Rangers.  Over the past couple of seasons the Rangers have slowly improved under the watchful eye of Washington.  They reached their full potential this season making the playoffs for the first time in a decade and winning a playoff series for the first time in franchise history (They won two!!!  In one playoff season!!).  They were 1st in Batting Average, 5th in Runs Scored, 6th in On Base Percentage and 9th in Slugging, but they did this all with a team patched together of former drug addicts, a guy pitching in the Japanese leagues just a year ago, a guy who's career seemed to be over and a group of young guys who just love to play the game.  Washington even inspired a youngster from Texas to dress up like him for Halloween.  I didn't see any kids from Minnesota dressing up like Gardenhire for Halloween, they were probably busy dressing like Bret Favre and sending pics of their junk to friends or perhaps playing hide and find Randy Moss.  I just can't understand what the media personnel who get to vote for these awards were thinking?  Do they feel bad for Gardenhire being a bridesmaid but never a bride?  Did they not watch the 2010 baseball season and playoffs?  Have they not watched the Twins fold like an accordion during their last 3 playoff appearances. It's too bad that Washington didn't win, but perhaps next year if the Rangers fail to make the playoffs they voters will feel for Ron Washington and vote him to win because that seems to be the logic.

Dear Ron Gardenhire,
    Do something that makes you worthy of winning manager of the year...like maybe...WIN!!!!

Dear Media Personnel Who Voted for Manager of the Year,
   WTF is wrong with you?  Is it because Ron Washington is black?  If so, you disgust me!!!  It didn't go unnoticed that both managers that won manager of the year are white...I'm on to you...this must be a Bud Selig conspiracy...I'll get to the bottom of it, you racist bastards!   

Pest or Performer?

Sean Avery, you either hate him or you love him.  If you are a New York Rangers fan you love him, if you are any other hockey fan you hate him.  His latest action has drawn a lot of ridicule from around the league, especially within the Oilers organization.  If you don't know what he did check it out here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjZF1Cdx7Eo.  Now for those of you who follow hockey very closely you know this isn't out of the ordinary for Sean Avery.  Just last year Avery was cut from the Dallas Stars when he made a comment about Dion Phaneuf's girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert, referring to her as his "sloppy seconds".  Avery has always had an edge to him, but is this such a bad thing?  It gets people talking about hockey even if you don't watch hockey.  I for one think he is a complete douche, with no balls.  He often walks away from fights he starts or gets the bigger guys on his team to finish his battles.  Some of Avery's other well documented incidents include his dance routine in front on Martin Brodeur during the Stanley Cup Playoffs a couple of years back (see it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb4WaZMVtyE).  He also called Jason Blake a cancer patient, when in fact he had cancer.  Not a real top notch guy, but he is entertaining.  There are only a handful of guys like this in the NHL and probably for good reason.  You have Steve Downie, Daniel Carcillo and Sean Avery.  These are the guys who are always in the headlines.  To be fair, Steve Downie is a good hockey player when he focuses on hockey and not being some psycho running around on the ice trying to kill someone.  Daniel Carcillo was a healthy scratch during the 2010 playoffs a couple of times because his coach thought he was not focused enough on the team aspect and that he could be more of a problem then a solution for them to win a game and just the other night Carcillo at full speed left his feet and lunged at an opposing player, but missed and is now out with ligament damage in his knee.  But back to Sean Avery and his antics.  Do they belong in the NHL?  Probably not.  Do they make the game fun to watch?  Yes, at times.  Should something be done about Sean Avery?  No not by the NHL, but perhaps by other players.  No one has ever stepped up and beating the living piss out of him.  Does he deserve it?  HELL YES he does.  Sean Avery probably doesn't have too many friends, even on his own team.  In interviews and on the ice he comes off as a narcissistic, bipolar, out of control, unstable individual.  I tried to look up any community work he does (as most athletes do) and I couldn't do anything, not saying that he doesn't but I think parents and community groups would be hard pressed to sell someone like him to the community.  Sean Avery can be a good hockey player, but I think that sometimes he gets too caught up in his "bad boy" persona and spends all of his energy making people hate him instead of playing hockey.

Dear Sean Avery,
   Did you mother not love you?  Did you father tell you constantly that you were a mistake?  Did you brother/sister make out with your girlfriend in highschool?  Did you get pants by the school bully during a Christmas Concert where you played one of Santa's little elves?  Because you certainly act like it!!!  Tell you what Sean, I like you antics (when they don't lead to a concussion) but do the NHL and all it's fans a favour, keep them clean, fun and show people that you know how to score goals, not just annoy the piss out of everyone!

Checking Out and Reality Checks

I'm not much of a basketball fan, but you can't help to read or see things in the news about Lebron James and Chris Bosh.  All this media surrounding the big signings by the Miami Heat in the off season, building a dynasty team, sports writers predicting they are going to win over 70 games (they've already lost 4, all to good teams and their wins; with the exception of one have come against mediocre teams).  Outside of all this hype is the fan animosity towards both James and Bosh.  Throughout this whole process both players have denied giving up on their respective former teams, but both were quick to turn their backs on the cities that made them superstars.  The fans of Cleveland have taken their displeasure a little further then those in Toronto by doing their own spoof of Lebron's Nike commercial (check it out here if you haven't seen it yet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F959ukD6nBc).  For Bosh it's been more the media and his former general manager that have taken him through the ringer.  Call out Bosh for quitting on the team, making a big media frenzy over Bosh's comments that he left Toronto so he would get more "tv exposure.".  To me all of this is crap.  Bosh did an interview with a Toronto sports station where he makes excuse after excuse (or what sound like excuses) about why the second half of his season wasn't very good.  Maybe your just not very good Chris?  Your play thus far in Miami has been average.  You are not playing your role on the team.  You are the big fish in the pond, going to the ocean.  You play with Lebron James and Dwayne Wade...two elite athletes who are much better than you.  Plus you are injury prone and will likely not make it past the all star break before your season is done.  As for Lebron James, I can't say a whole lot.  He's a good player, he was drafted by a crap team and he made them a playoff team, and championship contender, BUT!  You did not need a network special to make your decision and tell North America who would be lucky enough to have you, because you play thus far hasn't warranted any of that publicity.

Dear Chris Bosh and Lebron James, until you help Dwayne Wade bring a championship to Miami (which could still happen this season, I'm not discounting that) you will simply be two players who were supposed to make a team unbeatable, but until you both realize that the Heat is Wades team and accept your roles as team players instead of being the team you are not going to win anything.  I hope you meet the Cavaliers or Raptors in the first round of the playoffs and they beat you in four games.  Neither of you deserve to win a championship and as the season progresses and the losses begin to accumulate lets see you not quit.

NFL Rules, Firings, and Can Some One Tell Me What a G6 Is!???

So Wade Phillips got fired....we'll I guess it was about time.  The Cowboys are absolutely terrible, and as a casual fan of the NFL I don't have a favorite team but you could always count on the Cowboys being competitive and making a run at the playoffs.  When Romo went down two weeks ago you could almost feel the crowd collectively accept that the season was lost.  No offence to John Kitna but he's terrible.  Any time he's been brought into a game you can pretty much kiss that wager goodbye. What gets me though is that whenever a team is playing poorly the coach always gets fired.  I guess he is the guy who's supposed to motivate and keep a team on track, but the coach always seems to be the fall guy.  It's too bad but maybe now Wade could get himself a job with the rest of his Keebler Elves!

Now with all these fines and rule adjustments.  One quick note on this...it's football, guys are going to get their bell rung game in and game out.  Yes the opponent should have enough respect to try and avoid making contact with the head, but just as in hockey and other high impact sports it's going to happen.  These are fast pace games where a guy has only seconds to react.  Players wear helmets for a reason, just as easily a guy could have his kidney ruptured or a rib break and puncture a lung on a hard hit to the midsection.  So tell me Roger Goodell and the NFL, are you going to eliminate hitting all together?  Let's have flag football from now on!

Dear Far East Movement....What the FUCK is a G6 and how can you be "Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard"....and what do you mean when you verbally vomit about "When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard.  Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6"...this shit will cause your brain to go to muss quicker than James Harrison laying a crushing hit on you!

Jockey Boxing

I have a lot to say today....

Breeders cup started today and organizers couldn't have asked for a better start.  In case you haven't seen it check it out  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lujax6gMAqU then continue to read.

This is exactly what horse racing needs!  Horse racing has always been portrayed as a classy sport for classy people, but let's be honest.  Horse racing is for average joes like you and me.  You can't go to a race track now a days that doesn't have some form of a casino attached to it.  You've already got people there pouring money into odds on a horse winning why not add a slot machine or two to entice them to win back what they lost on the horses on the way out.  A racetrack in the city where I call home has tried to encourage a younger crowd by adding a "party" tent during weekend races complete with a bar, food and Beer brand girls.  It is these things that will attract a younger crowd to horse racing.  All young people want to do at sporting events is to enjoy live sport and a few beverages.  If you add the possibility of winning money and women in small shorts and shirts this is just a bonus, not to mention a fight of two.  Whether it's because of controversy during the race or if the two little guys just don't like each other a fight every once and a while is good for the sport, especially when the participants in the fight are pretty much midgets!!!!  Sorry, little people, big fights!!!


Dear Sport of Horse Racing,
    Let the little guys fight!!!!  Keep the horse out of it, but you know maybe merge the idea of UFC in the winners circle.  You could call it JFC (Jockey Fighting Club) - you can have that one for free!  Thank me later.